So after watching a video that disturbed me yesterday about a father who was arrested for trying to pick up his children from school, I decided that it was high time I voiced my opinion about the education system today. I think the education system has gotten way to big for their britches and need to learn their role.
I believe the cop that arrested the father in the video had better calm the heck down because all he was doing was abusing his badge. Police are put in schools to protect the students and give parents a piece of mind while their children are at school. But to arrest a parent who wasn't even raising his voice for coming to pick up his children and voicing his opinion, can anyone say violation of rights?
My daughter is not of school age yet, but I will be damned to see the day that any school will tell me I can not take my child out of school when I want to. I have had this problem with some local daycares in my area as well. My daughter hasn't taken a nap since she was 15 months old but every school tells me it is their policy that she has to lay down for 2 hours.
If my daughter lays down for two hours she will be up all night, I as a parent don't want my daughter laying down at all during the day, I am paying for her to get an education not for her to sleep. As her mother if I am paying her tuition and my child has the ability to play quietly at a table while other kids nap, then that is what she is going to do.
I carried my daughter for 9 months, went through an emergency c-section, spent 6 weeks recovering from the surgery, I know what is best for my child and I decide what is best for her and I believe if I am paying you to watch my child, than you are going to play by my rules and not your own.
Now I have worked in a daycare facility and all you hard working parents are paying up to $200 a week for your child to be educated by these facilities, which in turn is paying their employees. Not only are you paying their employees to teach your children, but you are paying their employees to sit around on their cell phones for two hours while your child sleeps.
I also don't agree with the fact that these daycares have a set lunch program. I think that food programs are great, especially for parents that don't have the money or the time to provide food for their child in daycare. My daughters father is a cook for a living and we prefer that she have meals that we deem fit for our child, but being told we can't send her with food because other children have allergies is the biggest pile of BS I have ever heard. I am sending a lunch for my child not for other peoples children, so why does some other kids allergies matter? As far as children sharing on their own goes, this is why we pay teachers to be there, to keep an eye on these kids.
I understand the educational system has to improve to help kids get better test scores and keep children safe in a crazy world, but telling the parents what to do has gone too far. Schools are there to teach my kids ABCs and 123's and that is all, I don't care what degree you went to school for or what your damn policies are, I gave birth to my child and you will not tell me what is best for my child or what my child is GOING to do.
Smartin up schools!
-Miss Information
Thursday, November 21, 2013
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Quitting Smoking, Kicking The Habbit!
I personally have been smoke free for almost 6 months now and I have had a lot of questions and speculation about quitting smoking, so I decided it would be a pretty good blog topic and would probably get quite a bit of reaction. So I wanted to address some of them here, I am not lecturing about smoking, but I am going to share how I did it and why it is so hard for other people to quit.
A Reason To Quit
Now when I was a smoker, my biggest problem was that I enjoyed smoking, but at the same time, I want to live my life to the fullest. I have read so many stories about how people quit smoking when it was too late. I don't need to lecture you that smoking is bad for you, in fact I found when I was a smoker it was annoying when people would say "Smoking is bad for you!" I always wanted to give some obnoxious response like really? I must have missed the warning! Everyone has a reason for wanting to quit, you just have to figure out why, because if you don't have a reason, you won't want to quit.
How I Quit
I personally took he route of e-cigarettes. I do want to take a second to debunk because I have had some people doubt my quitting because I used e-cigarettes. One of the more popular responses I get is "oh I read they are bad for you!"
So being the researcher I am, I am going to debunk some of these for you. Yes it is true that the FDA is still out about e-cigs, but you are going to find a million of blogs that claim they are bad. Everything is bad for you, but if you want information you have to go to a credible source.
E-cigs have nicotine in them, which isn't great for your body, but it isn't going to kill you in such low doses and you can buy them without nicotine at all.
So if you read an article that e-cigs are worse than you for cigs, check the source, I bet it isn't credible.
Personally, I enjoy the e-cig because as I said, I enjoyed smoking and it helps with the putting something in your mouth sensation (Go ahead insert perverted joke here).
Quitting Isn't Easy
Now one thing that annoyed me about quitting smoking is people who want to quit smoking but say to me "quitting isn't easy." I quit smoking, I am aware that it wasn't easy. Just because I succeeded, doesn't mean it was easy, but these are some things I learned about the quitting process.
You can't quit while smoking. There are so many people I hear that are like, I will only smoke a few a day. While cutting down is good, you are still smoking, and your only paddling with one oar. Cold turkey is hard, but it is effective.
Stop making excuses. I hear so many people give me reasons why they can't quit smoking (ex. My job is stressful, I am out of work, I have tried and its hard) all these are is a reason not to quit and you are using them as a security blanket not to quit. Life is hard and there will always be an excuse not to quit. Don't let the excuses take over.
One thing I found that helped in the quitting process was challenging myself. The first few days are torture and you will be miserable, but if you make it through those hours without one and go back to smoking, you wasted hours of your life being miserable for nothing. It does get better and it does get easier, you just have to challenge yourself to make it to that point.
Don't Be Negative
I have learned when I quit smoking, I was surrounded with a lot of negativity and people who tried to drag me down because I quit smoking, but the truth is, those people are tearing you down because they feel bad that they haven't been able to do it. I know it sounds cliche, but don't give in to peer pressure.
So if you want to quit smoking, today is your day.
Taking A Breath Of Fresh Air
- Miss Information.
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A Reason To Quit
Now when I was a smoker, my biggest problem was that I enjoyed smoking, but at the same time, I want to live my life to the fullest. I have read so many stories about how people quit smoking when it was too late. I don't need to lecture you that smoking is bad for you, in fact I found when I was a smoker it was annoying when people would say "Smoking is bad for you!" I always wanted to give some obnoxious response like really? I must have missed the warning! Everyone has a reason for wanting to quit, you just have to figure out why, because if you don't have a reason, you won't want to quit.
How I Quit
I personally took he route of e-cigarettes. I do want to take a second to debunk because I have had some people doubt my quitting because I used e-cigarettes. One of the more popular responses I get is "oh I read they are bad for you!"
So being the researcher I am, I am going to debunk some of these for you. Yes it is true that the FDA is still out about e-cigs, but you are going to find a million of blogs that claim they are bad. Everything is bad for you, but if you want information you have to go to a credible source.
E-cigs have nicotine in them, which isn't great for your body, but it isn't going to kill you in such low doses and you can buy them without nicotine at all.
So if you read an article that e-cigs are worse than you for cigs, check the source, I bet it isn't credible.
Personally, I enjoy the e-cig because as I said, I enjoyed smoking and it helps with the putting something in your mouth sensation (Go ahead insert perverted joke here).
Quitting Isn't Easy
Now one thing that annoyed me about quitting smoking is people who want to quit smoking but say to me "quitting isn't easy." I quit smoking, I am aware that it wasn't easy. Just because I succeeded, doesn't mean it was easy, but these are some things I learned about the quitting process.
You can't quit while smoking. There are so many people I hear that are like, I will only smoke a few a day. While cutting down is good, you are still smoking, and your only paddling with one oar. Cold turkey is hard, but it is effective.
Stop making excuses. I hear so many people give me reasons why they can't quit smoking (ex. My job is stressful, I am out of work, I have tried and its hard) all these are is a reason not to quit and you are using them as a security blanket not to quit. Life is hard and there will always be an excuse not to quit. Don't let the excuses take over.
One thing I found that helped in the quitting process was challenging myself. The first few days are torture and you will be miserable, but if you make it through those hours without one and go back to smoking, you wasted hours of your life being miserable for nothing. It does get better and it does get easier, you just have to challenge yourself to make it to that point.
Don't Be Negative
I have learned when I quit smoking, I was surrounded with a lot of negativity and people who tried to drag me down because I quit smoking, but the truth is, those people are tearing you down because they feel bad that they haven't been able to do it. I know it sounds cliche, but don't give in to peer pressure.
So if you want to quit smoking, today is your day.
Taking A Breath Of Fresh Air
- Miss Information.
Interested in trying out e-cigarettes? Vapors of Wonderland will have you swirling in your own personal wonderland of delicious flavors. Quitting smoking has never been so good! Quit today by checking them out here: https://www.facebook.com/vaporsinwonderland
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
Planning A Disney Birthday Party On A Budget
Planning a child's birthday party can be a hassle, especially if you are not the planning type! So you will try to find the best resources you can that can help you out, so I wanted to help out by giving some easy tips for planning a Disney birthday party on a budget.
So my daughter recently turned 4 and she is a big fan of the Disney princesses, since her birthday falls in the month of October, really close to Halloween, we decided that we were going to add some fun to the mixture by making it a costume party. Since our daughter loves princesses, we knew that the little boys would struggle for a costume, so we made the party Disney themed.
Invitations
Now the start of any party includes an invitation. I was on a budget due tor recent events in my life so I had to think quick. Since my daughter was obsessed with princesses and my SIL is a genius who gave me the idea to make a scroll invitation, I literally spent $3.00 on the invitations for the party. I spent 2.00 on scroll print paper and created my own online. I added my own twist by sealing them with a scroll seal with my daughters first initial on them and complimenting them with some ribbon.
Costumes
Once the invites were sent out, we wanted to start working on the costumes of everyone who was participating in our household, my daughter has a love for Sleeping Beauty so I planned a month in advance and went to Party City in September and found a costume for $20.00. The rest were being left up to craft. Since the Little Mermaid was always a personal favorite of mine, as a couple, K and I decided to go as Ariel and Eric. The Costumes were simple to make and required little to no sewing, all I had to do was go online to get some inspiration and the costumes came together.
Also joining us at the party included multiple cool costumes including:
-Mickey from Fantasia
-Ursula The Sea Witch
-Captain Hook
-Prince Phillip
-Tinkerbell
& More
Food
Once the big day arrived, it was time to reveal the decorations and Food. We decided that the food was all going to be food themed including setting up a table color coordinated to each princess and filling the tables with princess themed food. We used food coloring to color the pasta to match the princess and each princess got something special.
I labeled every part of the party with a special Disney themed sign to add an additional touch.
Finally, we had games that were all Disney themed including Prince Phillips Castle Pinata, Prince Eric's Fake Tattoo Parlor, and Tiana's pin the kiss on the frog (the kisses were real kisses with lipstick on paper).
Just like that we had a Disney themed party, we did the entire party under $200 and our daughter loved it. Since we planned more than a month in advance and did it little by little, the party was pretty much stress free.
The only stress we had was Wal-Mart giving us a cake with another child's name on it, which lead to us getting the cake for free!
Planning a good party for your children doesn't have to be hard, it can be simple and affordable all you need is a good idea.
Wishing Upon A Star*
Miss. Information
So my daughter recently turned 4 and she is a big fan of the Disney princesses, since her birthday falls in the month of October, really close to Halloween, we decided that we were going to add some fun to the mixture by making it a costume party. Since our daughter loves princesses, we knew that the little boys would struggle for a costume, so we made the party Disney themed.
Invitations
Now the start of any party includes an invitation. I was on a budget due tor recent events in my life so I had to think quick. Since my daughter was obsessed with princesses and my SIL is a genius who gave me the idea to make a scroll invitation, I literally spent $3.00 on the invitations for the party. I spent 2.00 on scroll print paper and created my own online. I added my own twist by sealing them with a scroll seal with my daughters first initial on them and complimenting them with some ribbon.
Costumes
Once the invites were sent out, we wanted to start working on the costumes of everyone who was participating in our household, my daughter has a love for Sleeping Beauty so I planned a month in advance and went to Party City in September and found a costume for $20.00. The rest were being left up to craft. Since the Little Mermaid was always a personal favorite of mine, as a couple, K and I decided to go as Ariel and Eric. The Costumes were simple to make and required little to no sewing, all I had to do was go online to get some inspiration and the costumes came together.
Also joining us at the party included multiple cool costumes including:
-Mickey from Fantasia
-Ursula The Sea Witch
-Captain Hook
-Prince Phillip
-Tinkerbell
& More
Food
Once the big day arrived, it was time to reveal the decorations and Food. We decided that the food was all going to be food themed including setting up a table color coordinated to each princess and filling the tables with princess themed food. We used food coloring to color the pasta to match the princess and each princess got something special.
I labeled every part of the party with a special Disney themed sign to add an additional touch.
Finally, we had games that were all Disney themed including Prince Phillips Castle Pinata, Prince Eric's Fake Tattoo Parlor, and Tiana's pin the kiss on the frog (the kisses were real kisses with lipstick on paper).
Just like that we had a Disney themed party, we did the entire party under $200 and our daughter loved it. Since we planned more than a month in advance and did it little by little, the party was pretty much stress free.
The only stress we had was Wal-Mart giving us a cake with another child's name on it, which lead to us getting the cake for free!
Planning a good party for your children doesn't have to be hard, it can be simple and affordable all you need is a good idea.
Wishing Upon A Star*
Miss. Information
Thursday, October 17, 2013
America's Pretend Fight Against Obesity
I realize it has been a while since I have written a blog and anyone who knows me personally knows that I have been dealing with some personal problems, I appreciate everyone's patients and support while I have been off the blogging scene, but here I am and I want to put my opinion about a major controversial topic, Obesity in America.
Now before people click off and think oh skinny girl going on a rant, I want to point out that I am not pointing the finger or picking on anyone's body shape, just the way America is handling the obesity crisis and a few things that annoy the crap out of me.
First things first, I think it is a sack of bologna that America claims that obesity is the number one problem in America and that they are trying to fix that. Now I am a smaller frame, but by no means am I perfect, but what annoys me the most is when I walk into stores, you can never find a size below a 2xxl. I was in the store buying a white polo yesterday and we weren't able to find one in smaller sizes which for someone in marketing sees that they stock up mostly on bigger sizes because that is what sells.
If these stores are only selling to people who suffer from obesity, how is that trying to solve the problem of obesity?
Anyone who wears a small or medium knows how hard it is to find clothing any more because it seems like American stores only serve those who are over weight!
My next annoyance with America's obesity problem is the attitude that people have about obesity. Now I have multiple family members and friends that legitimatly suffer from being born big boned or have just overall suffered with weight problems and they are genuinely unhappy. I have watched these people diet, go to the gym, do yoga, and put in the effort every day because they are happy to make the change and it is by far not easy for them. They post their accomplishments and are proud to be attempting a healthier lifestyle.
For these people who are proud of their accomplishments, like my friend Sil who has accomplished multiple yoga poses and strives to live a healthier life style even though she understands she may never be a size 2.
I read something online about how people were criticizing a mother of 3 who has the body of a personal training claiming that men only like curvy women and I feel that it has become an excuse to accept the problem rather than to do something about the problem.
Now before I close out, I want to say that this blog was not attacking any body type, so if your comments are to attack me, then don't even waste your breath. If you prefer to happy wit your body type, then I am happy for you, but just like religion and other controversial topics don't claim to be the dominant type, don't make excuses, and don't push your life choices on other people.
There are people who are heavier that are unhappy with who they are and are working to be healthier and America's poor excuse of putting Mcdonalds on every corner, plumping up kids, and creating excuses for not living healthy is nothing more than a slap in the face to those who want to be happy with themselves.
As far as corporate America is concerned, they may need to take a better look at their markets and start accommodating for people below a size 2xxl.
Keep Living Healthy,
Miss Information
Now before people click off and think oh skinny girl going on a rant, I want to point out that I am not pointing the finger or picking on anyone's body shape, just the way America is handling the obesity crisis and a few things that annoy the crap out of me.
First things first, I think it is a sack of bologna that America claims that obesity is the number one problem in America and that they are trying to fix that. Now I am a smaller frame, but by no means am I perfect, but what annoys me the most is when I walk into stores, you can never find a size below a 2xxl. I was in the store buying a white polo yesterday and we weren't able to find one in smaller sizes which for someone in marketing sees that they stock up mostly on bigger sizes because that is what sells.
If these stores are only selling to people who suffer from obesity, how is that trying to solve the problem of obesity?
Anyone who wears a small or medium knows how hard it is to find clothing any more because it seems like American stores only serve those who are over weight!
My next annoyance with America's obesity problem is the attitude that people have about obesity. Now I have multiple family members and friends that legitimatly suffer from being born big boned or have just overall suffered with weight problems and they are genuinely unhappy. I have watched these people diet, go to the gym, do yoga, and put in the effort every day because they are happy to make the change and it is by far not easy for them. They post their accomplishments and are proud to be attempting a healthier lifestyle.
For these people who are proud of their accomplishments, like my friend Sil who has accomplished multiple yoga poses and strives to live a healthier life style even though she understands she may never be a size 2.
I read something online about how people were criticizing a mother of 3 who has the body of a personal training claiming that men only like curvy women and I feel that it has become an excuse to accept the problem rather than to do something about the problem.
Now before I close out, I want to say that this blog was not attacking any body type, so if your comments are to attack me, then don't even waste your breath. If you prefer to happy wit your body type, then I am happy for you, but just like religion and other controversial topics don't claim to be the dominant type, don't make excuses, and don't push your life choices on other people.
There are people who are heavier that are unhappy with who they are and are working to be healthier and America's poor excuse of putting Mcdonalds on every corner, plumping up kids, and creating excuses for not living healthy is nothing more than a slap in the face to those who want to be happy with themselves.
As far as corporate America is concerned, they may need to take a better look at their markets and start accommodating for people below a size 2xxl.
Keep Living Healthy,
Miss Information
Monday, September 30, 2013
Sex Facts: Interesting Facts You Need To Know About Orgasms
I have noticed in my blog statistics that more people like to read about sex facts than anything else. I am not surprised that so many people show an interest in learning more about sex, but I am surprised because it would seem that sex is such a hush hush thing socially. Sure you talk about sex with your friends, but you wouldn't talk about it with someone in the supermarket. Now I have done a few of these sex articles including general facts about sex and how to have 10 days of great sex and now I am going to push it to the finish line with some random facts about orgasms.
Ok so the first interesting fact that I have learned is that there are multiple different types of orgasms. I am not talking about how orgasms are different between men and women, but for each gender there are multiple different types of orgasms including how they occur, where they occur, and how many they occur. (I know you will all be counting now).
Women have very sensitive parts of their body, but the most sensitive part to trigger orgasm? Let me assure you that every man in the world has just blurted out the same answer, and I am sad to let them down because they are wrong. A woman is more likely to have an orgasm through simulation of the nipples compared to any other part of the body.
Everyone is busy, especially if you have kids, so it is common for quickies and skipping the fore play, but what most people don't know is skipping the foreplay is harming your orgasm. Foreplay increases blood flow, which in turn turns your little o into the big O. So if your O's have been disappointing lately, it could be from skipping out on all the foreplay.
Need inspiration for exercise? It is a proven fact that women can actually have an orgasm while doing certain abdominal exercises. Do you really need any more inspiration than that?
This one I had to share because I was hoping to get some feedback. Science has proved it is possible to have an orgasm during child birth......has this ever happened to anyone?
Pump up the volume. Studies have shown that turning up the volume and getting loud during your orgasms can increase the intensity. If you are the shy type, turn up the volume, because you may be missing out.
The Oscar goes to...........sorry to statistically dampen your day guys, but a recent survey shows that women will fake an orgasm 60% of the time....time to step up your game boys.
I have saved the saddest fact for last. There are women out there who can not have orgasms...(A moment of silence please).............In all seriousness, not all women are lucky enough to achieve the heavenly goal at the end of the finish line. (No guys.....this does not explain the 60% of fakers).
Well that is all the randomness about Sex I have for you today...
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHver and out
-Miss Information
Ok so the first interesting fact that I have learned is that there are multiple different types of orgasms. I am not talking about how orgasms are different between men and women, but for each gender there are multiple different types of orgasms including how they occur, where they occur, and how many they occur. (I know you will all be counting now).
Women have very sensitive parts of their body, but the most sensitive part to trigger orgasm? Let me assure you that every man in the world has just blurted out the same answer, and I am sad to let them down because they are wrong. A woman is more likely to have an orgasm through simulation of the nipples compared to any other part of the body.
Everyone is busy, especially if you have kids, so it is common for quickies and skipping the fore play, but what most people don't know is skipping the foreplay is harming your orgasm. Foreplay increases blood flow, which in turn turns your little o into the big O. So if your O's have been disappointing lately, it could be from skipping out on all the foreplay.
Need inspiration for exercise? It is a proven fact that women can actually have an orgasm while doing certain abdominal exercises. Do you really need any more inspiration than that?
This one I had to share because I was hoping to get some feedback. Science has proved it is possible to have an orgasm during child birth......has this ever happened to anyone?
Pump up the volume. Studies have shown that turning up the volume and getting loud during your orgasms can increase the intensity. If you are the shy type, turn up the volume, because you may be missing out.
The Oscar goes to...........sorry to statistically dampen your day guys, but a recent survey shows that women will fake an orgasm 60% of the time....time to step up your game boys.
I have saved the saddest fact for last. There are women out there who can not have orgasms...(A moment of silence please).............In all seriousness, not all women are lucky enough to achieve the heavenly goal at the end of the finish line. (No guys.....this does not explain the 60% of fakers).
Well that is all the randomness about Sex I have for you today...
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHver and out
-Miss Information
Saturday, September 28, 2013
Planning The Perfect Kids Party
I am a strong believer that every child deserves the best parties every year. Even though your children may not remember the specifics, you want to create memories that will last a life time. As a parent, I believe in giving my daughter the world and I want her to think back on her childhood and know that I did everything I could to make memories for her.
I enjoy party planning and I find it relaxing as well as having a major pay off, but I have noticed that some people worry that they don't have the time or the money to do extravagant birthday parties, but everyone can do it no matter what their budget is. I decided to share my wisdom by helping parents get an understanding of how to plan a great party for their kids, without breaking their wallet or their schedule.
The first question to address is when to start planning a child's birthday, I am a believer that you should always start your child's birthday party at the beginning of the month before your kids birthday. I am going to use my own child's birthday as an example throughout this blog. Since my daughters birthday is around Halloween, I always start planning her birthday the beginning of September, so I have approximately two months to plan the birthday party.
The first step to planning your child's birthday is to choose a theme for your child's party. This is an easy step because when children are young, they tend to have an interest in a certain topic or theme. If your child is older, you can ask your child the theme of their choice.
Once the theme has been decided, you want to figure out the who, what, when, and where. Once this is decided, you are going to want to set your first deadline. You want to give people enough time to plan to attend your child's birthday party, so you want to make sure all invitations are mailed out a month before the child's party. You don't have to spend a whole lot on invitations, for example, this year my daughter is having a Disney costume party, so we went and spent 1.97 on scroll paper at Walmart and .48 cent on ribbon to create announcement scrolls.
About the middle of the first month, you want to start doing some research to find some cool ideas for your child's birthday party. You can use sights like Pinterest or check back to my blog as I will start writing ideas for children's birthday parties if I get requests for those types of blogs. You want to write down the ideas for Food, decoration, and theme.
As you inch towards the month before your child's party, you want to finalize some of the research you have done and write out your birthday plans. This takes a few minutes, where you can write out a list of decoration ideas, foods, and activities. Once you have created a list of everything you want to do, you can write out a shopping list for your child's party. You aren't going to buy food until closer to the date, but you want to do a basic list of things like decorations and gifts.
Once your list is made, you want to look at your pay dates and figure out what you can budget so you can start buying supplies for the party and putting them away. The biggest reason so many parents claim they can't afford a party, is that they wait until the last payday before the party and spend their entire paycheck on stuff for the party and find themselves hurting financially, by spreading out the cost, you will find that you won't be hurting yourself financially in the long run.
A week or two (depending on your pay schedule) before, you are going to want to write out a food list and go grocery shopping for the party.
Before you know it, it will be time for the big day and your child will give your a smile that you won't forget and your child will get the birthday party of their dreams.
Always Planning Ahead
-Miss Information
I enjoy party planning and I find it relaxing as well as having a major pay off, but I have noticed that some people worry that they don't have the time or the money to do extravagant birthday parties, but everyone can do it no matter what their budget is. I decided to share my wisdom by helping parents get an understanding of how to plan a great party for their kids, without breaking their wallet or their schedule.
The first question to address is when to start planning a child's birthday, I am a believer that you should always start your child's birthday party at the beginning of the month before your kids birthday. I am going to use my own child's birthday as an example throughout this blog. Since my daughters birthday is around Halloween, I always start planning her birthday the beginning of September, so I have approximately two months to plan the birthday party.
The first step to planning your child's birthday is to choose a theme for your child's party. This is an easy step because when children are young, they tend to have an interest in a certain topic or theme. If your child is older, you can ask your child the theme of their choice.
Once the theme has been decided, you want to figure out the who, what, when, and where. Once this is decided, you are going to want to set your first deadline. You want to give people enough time to plan to attend your child's birthday party, so you want to make sure all invitations are mailed out a month before the child's party. You don't have to spend a whole lot on invitations, for example, this year my daughter is having a Disney costume party, so we went and spent 1.97 on scroll paper at Walmart and .48 cent on ribbon to create announcement scrolls.
About the middle of the first month, you want to start doing some research to find some cool ideas for your child's birthday party. You can use sights like Pinterest or check back to my blog as I will start writing ideas for children's birthday parties if I get requests for those types of blogs. You want to write down the ideas for Food, decoration, and theme.
As you inch towards the month before your child's party, you want to finalize some of the research you have done and write out your birthday plans. This takes a few minutes, where you can write out a list of decoration ideas, foods, and activities. Once you have created a list of everything you want to do, you can write out a shopping list for your child's party. You aren't going to buy food until closer to the date, but you want to do a basic list of things like decorations and gifts.
Once your list is made, you want to look at your pay dates and figure out what you can budget so you can start buying supplies for the party and putting them away. The biggest reason so many parents claim they can't afford a party, is that they wait until the last payday before the party and spend their entire paycheck on stuff for the party and find themselves hurting financially, by spreading out the cost, you will find that you won't be hurting yourself financially in the long run.
A week or two (depending on your pay schedule) before, you are going to want to write out a food list and go grocery shopping for the party.
Before you know it, it will be time for the big day and your child will give your a smile that you won't forget and your child will get the birthday party of their dreams.
Always Planning Ahead
-Miss Information
Wednesday, September 11, 2013
The Truth About Pitbulls
I have decided to write on a new topic today because I know this topic is controversial and it hits very close to home for me. I have decided to write about the controversy behind Pits. Now I have to say that people who think the breed is dangerous is out of their minds.
I am an owner of a Pitbull named Penny and I decided I wanted people to hear Penny's story.
We adopted Penny when my daughter was only 8 months old. We went to the humane society because adoption is always better. Penny was listed as a lower level, which means she was a great fit for a family with kids.
When we went, we decided that I was going to pick the dog and K who is a lover of pitbulls said he was just going to look. Well he had to see her for some reason. We decided to take her out and check her mentality and as she squeezed her entire body into the baby carrier to see the baby, we decided that she was the one for us.
Penny is gentle and would never hurt a soul. We learned upon her adoption that she was abandoned and ate her way through a fence to get out when her owners moved and left her in the back yard. She was found on the local highway and was extremely under weight.
Even under these extreme conditions and being a Pitbull, Penny is happy. She wants to be everyone's friend and sometimes I am convinced that she has more friends than I do.
With that story being told, I have to say that people who are against Pits because of their breed might as well say that they believe in every other stereotype out there. You all post your horror stories about a pit attacking a child, but I can find multiple stories that are exactly the same, only the breed of dog is different. Every breed of dog has had at least one dog bite someone, and its not the breed that makes them bite, it is the dog.
If you torment a human they are going to have severe psychological issues, the same applies when a dog is put through the same abuse. People claim Pits need to be destroyed, but when your toddler bites someone you aren't rushing them to the pound to put air in their veins. When your teenagers get into a fight in school and strike a child, you don't take them out back and shoot them.
Pits should be treated as individuals and not bunched into a basic stereotype. If you disagree than anything bad you have ever done to anyone else, is grounds for you to be put down.
Just Barkin My Opinion
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I am an owner of a Pitbull named Penny and I decided I wanted people to hear Penny's story.
We adopted Penny when my daughter was only 8 months old. We went to the humane society because adoption is always better. Penny was listed as a lower level, which means she was a great fit for a family with kids.
When we went, we decided that I was going to pick the dog and K who is a lover of pitbulls said he was just going to look. Well he had to see her for some reason. We decided to take her out and check her mentality and as she squeezed her entire body into the baby carrier to see the baby, we decided that she was the one for us.
Penny is gentle and would never hurt a soul. We learned upon her adoption that she was abandoned and ate her way through a fence to get out when her owners moved and left her in the back yard. She was found on the local highway and was extremely under weight.
Even under these extreme conditions and being a Pitbull, Penny is happy. She wants to be everyone's friend and sometimes I am convinced that she has more friends than I do.
With that story being told, I have to say that people who are against Pits because of their breed might as well say that they believe in every other stereotype out there. You all post your horror stories about a pit attacking a child, but I can find multiple stories that are exactly the same, only the breed of dog is different. Every breed of dog has had at least one dog bite someone, and its not the breed that makes them bite, it is the dog.
If you torment a human they are going to have severe psychological issues, the same applies when a dog is put through the same abuse. People claim Pits need to be destroyed, but when your toddler bites someone you aren't rushing them to the pound to put air in their veins. When your teenagers get into a fight in school and strike a child, you don't take them out back and shoot them.
Pits should be treated as individuals and not bunched into a basic stereotype. If you disagree than anything bad you have ever done to anyone else, is grounds for you to be put down.
Just Barkin My Opinion
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Monday, September 9, 2013
Biggest Parenting Peeves
When you become a parent, you become more aware of the parents around you. You begin to notice various parenting styles and you learn that there are just things about parenting that seem to drive you insane. I have decided based on previous events in my own personal experiences, that I am going to spill the beans. If you are one of these parents, then maybe you should take into consideration what you are doing to your child and that you should maybe accept that you are the worst kind of parent.
My favorite kind of parent on the list of bad parents are the phone parents. The parents that you see when you go to the park whose kid is knocking other peoples kids down and they are just sitting their checking out pictures on Facebook. The park can be dangerous and someone could easily steal your kid. Plus other parents bring their children to the park to make new memories, not to babysit a child that they don't know.
Another top parenting fail are the ones who let their kids run wild in grocery stores. Now when I take my daughter to the store, I make her sit in the cart or hold hands if she is walking. I see way to many parents that let their children run wild and they end up cutting people off, tripping people, or blocking people who are just trying to get their shopping done. If you can't handle shopping with multiple kids, maybe your next trip should be down the condom isle.
Now this is a big one and it hits close to my heart. When you are with someone who has kids of their own, they become a part of your child's life. Jealousy is completely understandable because hey its a new woman in your ex's life. However, when your children become teenagers and lash out at you for being a bad parent, you can not blame anyone else but yourself.
You should never convince your children there is something wrong with them, just for the benefits of gaining a paycheck so you don't have to work. There are parents out there that struggle with real issues and still work hard to give their kids what they need. By making claims that your child has mental issues so you can sit on your ass when in fact there is nothing wrong with the child is not only fraud but also an insult to people with children who also suffer.
Another parenting peeve on the list is the balance of attention. If you have multiple kids, you should love all of your children the same. You should not be giving one child expensive gadgets, but then giving your other children hand me downs as Christmas presents. I have seen multiple friends of mine juggle multiple kids, even ones with medical problems, and still pay attention to their other children. So like I said before, if you keep having children simply to get a paycheck, you are nothing short of a disgrace.
Parenting isn't easy and some people just have a natural knack for parenting, even though it has its struggles, some people should not be allowed to be parents. It is sickening to see that so many children are growing up without their dads, but the truth is sometimes the mother is to blame. When you are popping out multiple children with multple daddies, then perhaps the problem isn't the fathers, but in fact you.
I guess I am just a believer that there should be an application to have children.
Doing the best I can
-Miss Information
My favorite kind of parent on the list of bad parents are the phone parents. The parents that you see when you go to the park whose kid is knocking other peoples kids down and they are just sitting their checking out pictures on Facebook. The park can be dangerous and someone could easily steal your kid. Plus other parents bring their children to the park to make new memories, not to babysit a child that they don't know.
Another top parenting fail are the ones who let their kids run wild in grocery stores. Now when I take my daughter to the store, I make her sit in the cart or hold hands if she is walking. I see way to many parents that let their children run wild and they end up cutting people off, tripping people, or blocking people who are just trying to get their shopping done. If you can't handle shopping with multiple kids, maybe your next trip should be down the condom isle.
Now this is a big one and it hits close to my heart. When you are with someone who has kids of their own, they become a part of your child's life. Jealousy is completely understandable because hey its a new woman in your ex's life. However, when your children become teenagers and lash out at you for being a bad parent, you can not blame anyone else but yourself.
You should never convince your children there is something wrong with them, just for the benefits of gaining a paycheck so you don't have to work. There are parents out there that struggle with real issues and still work hard to give their kids what they need. By making claims that your child has mental issues so you can sit on your ass when in fact there is nothing wrong with the child is not only fraud but also an insult to people with children who also suffer.
Another parenting peeve on the list is the balance of attention. If you have multiple kids, you should love all of your children the same. You should not be giving one child expensive gadgets, but then giving your other children hand me downs as Christmas presents. I have seen multiple friends of mine juggle multiple kids, even ones with medical problems, and still pay attention to their other children. So like I said before, if you keep having children simply to get a paycheck, you are nothing short of a disgrace.
Parenting isn't easy and some people just have a natural knack for parenting, even though it has its struggles, some people should not be allowed to be parents. It is sickening to see that so many children are growing up without their dads, but the truth is sometimes the mother is to blame. When you are popping out multiple children with multple daddies, then perhaps the problem isn't the fathers, but in fact you.
I guess I am just a believer that there should be an application to have children.
Doing the best I can
-Miss Information
Thursday, September 5, 2013
10 days of Great Sex
Well ladies, we are always complaining that our hormones throw us for some crazy loop to loops that sometimes have us wanting to watch sappy movies just to have a good cry and other times have us ready to scratch out the eyes of anyone who crosses our path. Now we all look at hormones as the enemy, but the truth is they are the key to having great sex. After learning this new fact, I have done some research and put together this tutorial of how you can have 10 days of great sex.
Now before the men are all like boo because it's talking about hormones and all that girly stuff, the truth is, some of these tricks may work in your favor as well.
Day 1: Take control ladies. You are at an all time high with hormones, so instead of wanting to rip his face off, try getting a little rough in other ways. It's not like they don't enjoy the view they are getting or the fact that they can lay back and do nothing.
Day 2: Slow it down a bit. When you are starting to feel emotional and wanting to cry, take it to the bedroom but see if you can get your man to slow it down and be sensual. Since you had a rough night the night before, there is a good chance he will be willing to slow it down and yes it will be incredible.
Day 3: Be A Little Giving....lets face it when it comes to sex, we like it to be about us, so you should be willing to pamper your man once in a while as well. Try starting things off with a nice back rub.
Day 4: Be creative. This is your time to shine, do something you have never done before by being creative and thinking outside the box. The best part of this day is you will give your hubby a nice surprise and a new side of you he has never seen.
Day 5: If you want things to get even sexier, on day five challenge one another. You want to bring out your competitive edge, so this could mean challenging him to a racy game of strip poker or some other edgy game.
Day 6: Be straight forward. Men love to be complimented and they love to hear everything that makes them desirable. Kick things off by giving him some insight into why you find hum luscious.
Day 7: It is proven that men prefer sex in the morning, so surprise him by joining him in the shower today.
Day 8: Make it quick! At this point in time you have been having a lot of sex and sometimes there is nothing more addicting than a quickie!
Day 9: Obsess Slightly. Take this time to really fix in on him today. Be flirtatious and even tease a little bit, yet another day of letting him know you want him.
Day 10: Conquer new ground. Don't be afraid to try new things again, try setting the mood by getting yourself a new outfit that will make his jaw drop, focus on your happy ending, and go to town.
Now before the men are all like boo because it's talking about hormones and all that girly stuff, the truth is, some of these tricks may work in your favor as well.
Day 1: Take control ladies. You are at an all time high with hormones, so instead of wanting to rip his face off, try getting a little rough in other ways. It's not like they don't enjoy the view they are getting or the fact that they can lay back and do nothing.
Day 2: Slow it down a bit. When you are starting to feel emotional and wanting to cry, take it to the bedroom but see if you can get your man to slow it down and be sensual. Since you had a rough night the night before, there is a good chance he will be willing to slow it down and yes it will be incredible.
Day 3: Be A Little Giving....lets face it when it comes to sex, we like it to be about us, so you should be willing to pamper your man once in a while as well. Try starting things off with a nice back rub.
Day 4: Be creative. This is your time to shine, do something you have never done before by being creative and thinking outside the box. The best part of this day is you will give your hubby a nice surprise and a new side of you he has never seen.
Day 5: If you want things to get even sexier, on day five challenge one another. You want to bring out your competitive edge, so this could mean challenging him to a racy game of strip poker or some other edgy game.
Day 6: Be straight forward. Men love to be complimented and they love to hear everything that makes them desirable. Kick things off by giving him some insight into why you find hum luscious.
Day 7: It is proven that men prefer sex in the morning, so surprise him by joining him in the shower today.
Day 8: Make it quick! At this point in time you have been having a lot of sex and sometimes there is nothing more addicting than a quickie!
Day 9: Obsess Slightly. Take this time to really fix in on him today. Be flirtatious and even tease a little bit, yet another day of letting him know you want him.
Day 10: Conquer new ground. Don't be afraid to try new things again, try setting the mood by getting yourself a new outfit that will make his jaw drop, focus on your happy ending, and go to town.
Wednesday, September 4, 2013
Get Over Yourself! Winning one of the toughest battles.
It is human nature to fight wars the same way it is in an animals nature to fight each other. Where humans draw the line from animals is that animals are simplistic and fight wars over stupid things like food and a mate. Humans tend to fight over the same thing from time to time (I once stabbed my brother with a fork over a calzone...I was pregnant).
Humans also tend to face various battles that animals don't seem to face and that is the battle against yourself. They say you should always be nice because you never know what another person is battling. I for one have always fought battles with myself and tend to be self-conscious over pretty much everything.
I get self-conscious over the way that I look, what other people think of me, and I always seem to notice the worst about myself. Sometimes this problem gets to the point where it seems to fall out of reach and I slide into a slight depression over it.
I had come to realize just how much I let this take over my life and was wondering if it is ever possible to win a war against yourself? They always pass off that you have to love yourself before you love others crap, but the truth is how does someone who doesn't love themselves just suddenly start?
Now I don't believe that you can look at someone and be like love yourself and they are going to be like oh my god I am in love with myself, and in fact that is one of my biggest peeves. I suffer from anxiety and when people tell me "just stop" I want to punch them in the baby maker like if I could just stop the anxiety attacks I wouldn't have done it from the beginning.
I don't believe that you can just stop fighting yourself in an instant, but I do believe in change. I have decided to do a little experiment about my own self-conscious issues and took the initiative to change myself physically by bettering my body. This to me was the easiest route because the physical fight is nothing compared to the emotional and the mental self-conscious issues, but I believe that everyone has the chance to get over themselves.
So my advice today is to take the journey to get over yourself and try simply by changing. It takes time and effort, but you can do it. I have started the physical change and it has been pretty amazing to see results. When I begin to work on the other parts, maybe I will have more to offer.
So the next time you are in a social situation be kind to someone or try to let them know you want to be their friend because you never know what kind of battles people are fighting on the inside.
Fighting the good fight and I think I am winning.
-Miss Information.
Humans also tend to face various battles that animals don't seem to face and that is the battle against yourself. They say you should always be nice because you never know what another person is battling. I for one have always fought battles with myself and tend to be self-conscious over pretty much everything.
I get self-conscious over the way that I look, what other people think of me, and I always seem to notice the worst about myself. Sometimes this problem gets to the point where it seems to fall out of reach and I slide into a slight depression over it.
I had come to realize just how much I let this take over my life and was wondering if it is ever possible to win a war against yourself? They always pass off that you have to love yourself before you love others crap, but the truth is how does someone who doesn't love themselves just suddenly start?
Now I don't believe that you can look at someone and be like love yourself and they are going to be like oh my god I am in love with myself, and in fact that is one of my biggest peeves. I suffer from anxiety and when people tell me "just stop" I want to punch them in the baby maker like if I could just stop the anxiety attacks I wouldn't have done it from the beginning.
I don't believe that you can just stop fighting yourself in an instant, but I do believe in change. I have decided to do a little experiment about my own self-conscious issues and took the initiative to change myself physically by bettering my body. This to me was the easiest route because the physical fight is nothing compared to the emotional and the mental self-conscious issues, but I believe that everyone has the chance to get over themselves.
So my advice today is to take the journey to get over yourself and try simply by changing. It takes time and effort, but you can do it. I have started the physical change and it has been pretty amazing to see results. When I begin to work on the other parts, maybe I will have more to offer.
So the next time you are in a social situation be kind to someone or try to let them know you want to be their friend because you never know what kind of battles people are fighting on the inside.
Fighting the good fight and I think I am winning.
-Miss Information.
Tuesday, September 3, 2013
Where Has All The Romance Gone
I am an avid Nicholas Sparks reader and I love watching sappy love stories. When I watch shows with intense romances, I start to think about romance. Now some people believe that movies set an unrealistic standard for romance, but the truth is when women watch these movies they pine for it because it's really not unrealistic. Sure twilight is a bit on a crazy side but stories like the notebook don't involve two robots who fall in love with lasers, it is about two people who have been through it all and still love each other enough to stand by each other through it all.
So these movie don't set an unrealistic standard for women's views on love, it is just that romance has disappeared.
There was once a time when a man would die for the honor of a woman. There was a time when men would fight to the death over a woman, but now we have men that don't want to support their children, let alone the woman who birthed them, and men who use terms like booty and SWAG!
There is nothing unrealistic about these romance movies, its just that society has turned their back on them. Now I know that finances are the number one reason behind divorce, but I wonder how different this statistic would be if romance was what it once was or what it is in the movies.
Infidelity is common, but its because there is a lack of romance, people crave the thrill of the beginning of a relationship because that is the only place where romance still stands.
Men always claim that they don't understand women, but the answer is clear. When you sit down and watch a movie of a true love story and think to yourself great chick flick, you are missing out on the clear picture.
Women want romance ...just like in the movies....but what exists today is far from romance, if you look at some of the classic movies to today's standards, there would be major differences...
Titanic- if she didn't take the spot on the lifeboat, he would have called her stubborn and taken her seat.
The Notebook- He would have just kept sleeping around with women and drank himself stupid, called himself a player and her nothing but a gold digger.
Ghost- She would have collected the life insurance policy and found herself a man half her age (like Ashton).
Aside from coming back to the dead, these movies aren't asking for a lot from men in terms of romance, they represent how a man would die trying to save a woman, how nothing and no one can keep you away from someone you have to have, and that once you have her, there is no one that could ever replace her.
A little romance can go a long way, even though our lives get busy, the woman in your life should always know that she is the one, that she has always been the one, and if not, then you are not meant to be.
Hopelessly Romantic
-Miss Information
So these movie don't set an unrealistic standard for women's views on love, it is just that romance has disappeared.
There was once a time when a man would die for the honor of a woman. There was a time when men would fight to the death over a woman, but now we have men that don't want to support their children, let alone the woman who birthed them, and men who use terms like booty and SWAG!
There is nothing unrealistic about these romance movies, its just that society has turned their back on them. Now I know that finances are the number one reason behind divorce, but I wonder how different this statistic would be if romance was what it once was or what it is in the movies.
Infidelity is common, but its because there is a lack of romance, people crave the thrill of the beginning of a relationship because that is the only place where romance still stands.
Men always claim that they don't understand women, but the answer is clear. When you sit down and watch a movie of a true love story and think to yourself great chick flick, you are missing out on the clear picture.
Women want romance ...just like in the movies....but what exists today is far from romance, if you look at some of the classic movies to today's standards, there would be major differences...
Titanic- if she didn't take the spot on the lifeboat, he would have called her stubborn and taken her seat.
The Notebook- He would have just kept sleeping around with women and drank himself stupid, called himself a player and her nothing but a gold digger.
Ghost- She would have collected the life insurance policy and found herself a man half her age (like Ashton).
Aside from coming back to the dead, these movies aren't asking for a lot from men in terms of romance, they represent how a man would die trying to save a woman, how nothing and no one can keep you away from someone you have to have, and that once you have her, there is no one that could ever replace her.
A little romance can go a long way, even though our lives get busy, the woman in your life should always know that she is the one, that she has always been the one, and if not, then you are not meant to be.
Hopelessly Romantic
-Miss Information
Sunday, September 1, 2013
The Letting Yourself Go Debate
I decided to touch base on yet another topic that I see on Facebook on a regular basis. I am always seeing these icons that say "you say letting myself go, I say putting my kids needs ahead of my own." I have to say that this is the biggest sack of you know what that I have ever heard.
I did another blog similar on this topic about how you have to make time for yourself as a mother. But to make the claims that women who keep themselves well put together doesn't put their child's needs ahead of their own is completely ridiculous.
Now I am not talking about putting on weight with kids, which it is possible to lose and I know many mothers who want to, but aren't sure how to find the time and lets face it, working out does take some time.
What I am talking about is the mother who walks around in ripped sweatpants and wears the same t-shirt for three days who can't be bothered to wash her hair or brush it. Saying that you look like that is nothing more than an excuse. There are plenty of women who put their children's needs first and still manage to put themselves together on a daily basis.
Now I am not saying that you have to look like a supermodel everyday, because lets face it, no one has that kind of time or money. But there is no reason why you can't go thrifting for presentable jeans if you are on a tight budget and buy decent clothes. When I see mothers in Wal-mart that look like they fell out of bed and into the hamper, I want to throw up. I personally would never let myself look like that in public. Even though I care what I look like, I make sure my daughter always looks presentable as well. My daughter has a bigger wardrobe than me and everything she needs, but I still have presentable clothes to look like a human being.
If you are running short on time with your kids, straighten your hair for a few days, get makeup at the dollar store, but for the love of god pull it together women!
Put it together
-Miss Information
I did another blog similar on this topic about how you have to make time for yourself as a mother. But to make the claims that women who keep themselves well put together doesn't put their child's needs ahead of their own is completely ridiculous.
Now I am not talking about putting on weight with kids, which it is possible to lose and I know many mothers who want to, but aren't sure how to find the time and lets face it, working out does take some time.
What I am talking about is the mother who walks around in ripped sweatpants and wears the same t-shirt for three days who can't be bothered to wash her hair or brush it. Saying that you look like that is nothing more than an excuse. There are plenty of women who put their children's needs first and still manage to put themselves together on a daily basis.
Now I am not saying that you have to look like a supermodel everyday, because lets face it, no one has that kind of time or money. But there is no reason why you can't go thrifting for presentable jeans if you are on a tight budget and buy decent clothes. When I see mothers in Wal-mart that look like they fell out of bed and into the hamper, I want to throw up. I personally would never let myself look like that in public. Even though I care what I look like, I make sure my daughter always looks presentable as well. My daughter has a bigger wardrobe than me and everything she needs, but I still have presentable clothes to look like a human being.
If you are running short on time with your kids, straighten your hair for a few days, get makeup at the dollar store, but for the love of god pull it together women!
Put it together
-Miss Information
Thursday, August 29, 2013
Fun Facts About Sex Dreams
So after having a discussion with someone about dreams, I decided since everyone loved my sexual facts blog, I was going to do another one, but this time I was going to be a little more specific. I am a girl who loves her facts so I have decided to discuss some interesting facts about sex dreams.
Here we go....and some of these may be shocking.
Women have just as many sex dreams as men! (Considering men think about sex every 7 seconds, I would have thought men would have taken the cake on that one.)
Even though both genders have the same amount of sex dreams, there is a difference in those dreams. Men are more likely to dream about imaginary women, where women are more likely to dream about real people (we know 75% of women have sex dreams of Channing Tatum).
What makes our first fact so interesting is earlier studies showed men having twice as many sex dreams as women, but current testing shows no difference (dirty girls).
OK, so now that we know who is having naughty dreams, what are we dreaming about?
Studies show that we dream about sexual intercourse followed by flirtation, kissing, and other naughty things. (Gotta keep it calm kids).
4% of people who have a sex dream achieve orgasm.
15% of women dream of unwanted sex, where only 9% of men dream of unwanted sex. (What man doesn't want sex?)
4% of women reported of their partner achieving orgasm in their dream, where no men reported this (there's a shocker)
Finally, studies have shown that your sexual dreams are a reflection of your walking thoughts, so if you are dreaming of make believe people, it means you desire sex with strangers.
Now I have filled your head with naughty thoughts, I wish you all sweet dreams.
Dreaming of You...
-Miss Information
Here we go....and some of these may be shocking.
Women have just as many sex dreams as men! (Considering men think about sex every 7 seconds, I would have thought men would have taken the cake on that one.)
Even though both genders have the same amount of sex dreams, there is a difference in those dreams. Men are more likely to dream about imaginary women, where women are more likely to dream about real people (we know 75% of women have sex dreams of Channing Tatum).
What makes our first fact so interesting is earlier studies showed men having twice as many sex dreams as women, but current testing shows no difference (dirty girls).
OK, so now that we know who is having naughty dreams, what are we dreaming about?
Studies show that we dream about sexual intercourse followed by flirtation, kissing, and other naughty things. (Gotta keep it calm kids).
4% of people who have a sex dream achieve orgasm.
15% of women dream of unwanted sex, where only 9% of men dream of unwanted sex. (What man doesn't want sex?)
4% of women reported of their partner achieving orgasm in their dream, where no men reported this (there's a shocker)
Finally, studies have shown that your sexual dreams are a reflection of your walking thoughts, so if you are dreaming of make believe people, it means you desire sex with strangers.
Now I have filled your head with naughty thoughts, I wish you all sweet dreams.
Dreaming of You...
-Miss Information
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
The Technological Child, What's The Big Deal?
Now I decided to write another children's topic since my spanking blog was such a sensation. I wanted to write a blog about the hypocritical ideas that technology is ruining our children. We live in a world where they preach that sitting a child in front of the television is bad and is going to lower their IQ, but we are beginning to develop and encourage laptops and high school online. To me this is one of the most hypocritical topics known to man that no one seems to notice because of the age gap. If technology is so bad for our kids, why are our educational systems using them?
Now I am not saying you should sit your kid in front of the television all day because children do need fresh air, but the same people that are making these claims are the ones introducing online high schools that take away fresh air and social interaction. I believe technology is great for children of all ages, depending on how you use it.
Now my daughter is three years old and knows her way around most technologies, but we are monitoring what she is doing with technology. Since I work from home, I have to keep her busy and while we do traditional things like paint and color, I also let her sit in front of the computer for hours as well. But when she is on the computer she is playing ABCmouse.com, which is an incredible learning site for children and is also responsible for my three year old knowing and identifying all of her letters and on the verge of reading on her own. I also let her play Nickjr.com where she is playing and learning her numbers and letters.
I also let my daughter watch television. We do read books and she loves to read, so the television hasn't really taken away from books. However, I believe the content that children are being sat in front of could be what the concern is. I don't know about everyone else, but I feel my IQ drop every time I watch Spongebob Square Pants and feel like I should be doing LSD in order to understand Yo Gabba Gabba. However, I have found that shows like Dora the Explorer and other shows on television are educational and helping children with their future.
Now like I said in my spanking blog that people apprently didn't get the message so I will repeat myself THIS IS MY BLOG AND MY OPINION, I APPRECIATE YOUR OPINIONS ON THE SUBJECT, BUT I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT MY PARENTING STYLE.
I know there are people out there who don't agree with what I let my daughter do and believe I should be taking the time to teach her, but the truth of the matter is the people who are making these claims have never worked from home. They either are a stay at home mom who only has to worry about housework (which there is nothing wrong with stay at home momes) and they are the ones who send their child to daycare and help them with their homework at night. Working from home is difficult and I am guilty of using technology.
However the whole point in this blog is to understand what is the big deal? As long as the technology is educational how does it harm a child in preparing them for kindergarten? If it is so bad, why are they offering it as educational alternatives?
Keeping it technical
-Miss Information
Now I am not saying you should sit your kid in front of the television all day because children do need fresh air, but the same people that are making these claims are the ones introducing online high schools that take away fresh air and social interaction. I believe technology is great for children of all ages, depending on how you use it.
Now my daughter is three years old and knows her way around most technologies, but we are monitoring what she is doing with technology. Since I work from home, I have to keep her busy and while we do traditional things like paint and color, I also let her sit in front of the computer for hours as well. But when she is on the computer she is playing ABCmouse.com, which is an incredible learning site for children and is also responsible for my three year old knowing and identifying all of her letters and on the verge of reading on her own. I also let her play Nickjr.com where she is playing and learning her numbers and letters.
I also let my daughter watch television. We do read books and she loves to read, so the television hasn't really taken away from books. However, I believe the content that children are being sat in front of could be what the concern is. I don't know about everyone else, but I feel my IQ drop every time I watch Spongebob Square Pants and feel like I should be doing LSD in order to understand Yo Gabba Gabba. However, I have found that shows like Dora the Explorer and other shows on television are educational and helping children with their future.
Now like I said in my spanking blog that people apprently didn't get the message so I will repeat myself THIS IS MY BLOG AND MY OPINION, I APPRECIATE YOUR OPINIONS ON THE SUBJECT, BUT I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT MY PARENTING STYLE.
I know there are people out there who don't agree with what I let my daughter do and believe I should be taking the time to teach her, but the truth of the matter is the people who are making these claims have never worked from home. They either are a stay at home mom who only has to worry about housework (which there is nothing wrong with stay at home momes) and they are the ones who send their child to daycare and help them with their homework at night. Working from home is difficult and I am guilty of using technology.
However the whole point in this blog is to understand what is the big deal? As long as the technology is educational how does it harm a child in preparing them for kindergarten? If it is so bad, why are they offering it as educational alternatives?
Keeping it technical
-Miss Information
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
Using Writing Services, Working For Them, and Links For You To Find Them
After reading so much content on the Internet, I couldn't believe how much of it was written by someone else. Writing is a major industry, one that I have chosen to get involved with myself. I have learned a lot about the writing business and that these services can help local and major corporations with small tasks and they can also help people who could use some extra money.
Writing services can have the following benefits to business:
-They can handle your website content to obtain SEO
-They can save you time with blog posts
-They can write professional reports for you on a bind
-They can help you get your business started with business plans
-They can assist you with fixing and creating resumes.
If you are looking for some extra cash in your home, writing services could be helpful to you as well. All you need is a basic talent to write and you can start writing the same day and start making money. The nice thing about writing through these sites is that you can make as much money as you want. It all depends on the work you put into it.
Writing services are an incredible resource for everyone, because lets face it, not everyone has a talent for writing. I have decided to help everyone out by offering some resources that can help you get started working as a writer or get you the help you need from a writing service.
The advertisements on the side of this blog are a great start because they are sponsored by Google, if you don't see a writing service post, refresh. Even if it is just a service offered and you are looking to write, still click on them and see their writers section.
If you need a resume to help get you a job check out Boca Writers, they service all around the world here: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Boca-Writers/522268744509442
Also if you need writing service done or are looking to become a writer for free, I personally am an affiliate with Iwriter, you can start writing or put up a project here: http://www.iwriter.com/affiliate/137823
-Supporting My Industry
Miss Information
Writing services can have the following benefits to business:
-They can handle your website content to obtain SEO
-They can save you time with blog posts
-They can write professional reports for you on a bind
-They can help you get your business started with business plans
-They can assist you with fixing and creating resumes.
If you are looking for some extra cash in your home, writing services could be helpful to you as well. All you need is a basic talent to write and you can start writing the same day and start making money. The nice thing about writing through these sites is that you can make as much money as you want. It all depends on the work you put into it.
Writing services are an incredible resource for everyone, because lets face it, not everyone has a talent for writing. I have decided to help everyone out by offering some resources that can help you get started working as a writer or get you the help you need from a writing service.
The advertisements on the side of this blog are a great start because they are sponsored by Google, if you don't see a writing service post, refresh. Even if it is just a service offered and you are looking to write, still click on them and see their writers section.
If you need a resume to help get you a job check out Boca Writers, they service all around the world here: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Boca-Writers/522268744509442
Also if you need writing service done or are looking to become a writer for free, I personally am an affiliate with Iwriter, you can start writing or put up a project here: http://www.iwriter.com/affiliate/137823
-Supporting My Industry
Miss Information
Sunday, August 25, 2013
Child Spanking Is It OK?
I have decided it is time to do yet another parenting blog and I want to touch base on a controversial subject, how to discipline your child. Now I want everyone to keep in mind that what I am about to write is my opinion and I could care less if I offend you, since well this is my blog and the whole point of controversy is having a side.
The idea of spanking has been going on for some time now and I have to come right out and say it, I believe that children need a spanking from time to time. Now I know everyone is going to counter with some BS about how wrong it is I am going to debunk those theories now....
It is wrong to inflict pain on a child. Yes I believe punching a child in the face is wrong, I am not some evil creature who punches puppies and babies. I believe a spanking should be restricted to the bottom and to the hands. There should never be use of inanimate objects for a spanking because that is crossing the line of giving some warning and inflicting real pain. If you think a little pain makes someone a bad parent, if you have ever taken your kid to get shots, you have intentionally inflicted pain on your child.
I have old school beliefs and I believe that children should mind. Ever since the spanking debate has come to surface you are seeing children running like wild animals in WalMart and teenagers that are bullying kids in school. Those who don't believe in causing pain from a small spanking doesn't realize their child is growing up causing pain on other peoples kids.
Now you have those parents that I like to call by the book parents. Those parents that buy into the whole let your child express what they feel and use only your words and your child will stop misbehaving. When you tell your child t say what they feel, when they feel someone else is over weight you want them to think its OK to call that person fat or ugly? Now I know you are all going to say that spanking teaches a child that hitting is OK when it fact it is the total opposite. If you restrict a spanking to the rear end to teach a child right and wrong all you are teaching a child is spanking o the butt. If you handle spanking the right way, your child will not hit other children out of fear of being spanked themselves.
I could sit here and debate spanking all day but I like to look at facts. Back in the 1950s everyone got spankings, even at school. Now this new BS express yourself parenting crap comes out and bullying is an issue, schools are no longer safe, and teenagers are beating up on old people. I was raised in a way that was show respect to other or else face the consequences. I was given spankings and I am not a violent person, I respect my elder, and I as a parent think it is important that my child behaves in a strong manner.
I don't believe anyone should be able to spank a child only certain people like parents and grand parents, but I do know the facts that as spanking has stopped, the children are getting worse.
On my best behavior,
Miss Information
The idea of spanking has been going on for some time now and I have to come right out and say it, I believe that children need a spanking from time to time. Now I know everyone is going to counter with some BS about how wrong it is I am going to debunk those theories now....
It is wrong to inflict pain on a child. Yes I believe punching a child in the face is wrong, I am not some evil creature who punches puppies and babies. I believe a spanking should be restricted to the bottom and to the hands. There should never be use of inanimate objects for a spanking because that is crossing the line of giving some warning and inflicting real pain. If you think a little pain makes someone a bad parent, if you have ever taken your kid to get shots, you have intentionally inflicted pain on your child.
I have old school beliefs and I believe that children should mind. Ever since the spanking debate has come to surface you are seeing children running like wild animals in WalMart and teenagers that are bullying kids in school. Those who don't believe in causing pain from a small spanking doesn't realize their child is growing up causing pain on other peoples kids.
Now you have those parents that I like to call by the book parents. Those parents that buy into the whole let your child express what they feel and use only your words and your child will stop misbehaving. When you tell your child t say what they feel, when they feel someone else is over weight you want them to think its OK to call that person fat or ugly? Now I know you are all going to say that spanking teaches a child that hitting is OK when it fact it is the total opposite. If you restrict a spanking to the rear end to teach a child right and wrong all you are teaching a child is spanking o the butt. If you handle spanking the right way, your child will not hit other children out of fear of being spanked themselves.
I could sit here and debate spanking all day but I like to look at facts. Back in the 1950s everyone got spankings, even at school. Now this new BS express yourself parenting crap comes out and bullying is an issue, schools are no longer safe, and teenagers are beating up on old people. I was raised in a way that was show respect to other or else face the consequences. I was given spankings and I am not a violent person, I respect my elder, and I as a parent think it is important that my child behaves in a strong manner.
I don't believe anyone should be able to spank a child only certain people like parents and grand parents, but I do know the facts that as spanking has stopped, the children are getting worse.
On my best behavior,
Miss Information
Saturday, August 24, 2013
Tips You Need To Help You Get A Job
The economy is improving, which means that jobs are opening up. The problem with coming out of a recession is everyone is fighting over jobs as they become available. So does this mean you just have to keep applying and pray? Not quite. I have pulled together some tips and knowledge that can help you get the job you have been looking for. For starts, you are going to need a resume.
Writing a resume can be difficult because it is all about presentation. You could hire a professional writer to write it such as bocawriters.com. By going to a professional, you know that you are getting the proper format that you need and that you are getting a resume that is written to HR standards.
If you are going to write your own there are some things you need to know.
-An employer only takes 30 seconds at most to look at a resume.
-You have to highlight your qualifications to summarize what is in your resume
-Use bullets
-Using headlines helps employers find what they are looking for.
-You want to use a job specific resume, don't waste the employers time.
-You also want to make sure you aren't showing unemployment, job specific resumes make it seem like you were somewhere not relevant to that job.
You always want to send in a cover letter, even though it is optional, this is the time to say what you have to say. You want to make sure you are using a specific format that is going to highlight why that employer needs to hire you over everyone else. When you are writing a cover letter:
-Make sure to be specific. Don't use to whom it may concern, do some research and find out who is looking at resumes so you know who to address.
-Always mention the company name in your cover letter.
-Never use cliche salutations such as sincerely, use something original like regards or best wishes.
These tips are going to change your resume for good and increase your chances of getting a job. Using a professional resume writing service could be worth the money. If you do, make sure you call the numbers because they can always give you better deals then you will find on the website.
Writing a resume can be difficult because it is all about presentation. You could hire a professional writer to write it such as bocawriters.com. By going to a professional, you know that you are getting the proper format that you need and that you are getting a resume that is written to HR standards.
If you are going to write your own there are some things you need to know.
-An employer only takes 30 seconds at most to look at a resume.
-You have to highlight your qualifications to summarize what is in your resume
-Use bullets
-Using headlines helps employers find what they are looking for.
-You want to use a job specific resume, don't waste the employers time.
-You also want to make sure you aren't showing unemployment, job specific resumes make it seem like you were somewhere not relevant to that job.
You always want to send in a cover letter, even though it is optional, this is the time to say what you have to say. You want to make sure you are using a specific format that is going to highlight why that employer needs to hire you over everyone else. When you are writing a cover letter:
-Make sure to be specific. Don't use to whom it may concern, do some research and find out who is looking at resumes so you know who to address.
-Always mention the company name in your cover letter.
-Never use cliche salutations such as sincerely, use something original like regards or best wishes.
These tips are going to change your resume for good and increase your chances of getting a job. Using a professional resume writing service could be worth the money. If you do, make sure you call the numbers because they can always give you better deals then you will find on the website.
Wednesday, August 21, 2013
How To Get Rid Of The Clutter
Now anyone who knows me knows that I have this thing against clutter. I start getting all freaked out when I can't find things. I like to organize and schedule. I know that this can be hard for some people so I have decided and was requested to write a blog about cleaning up the clutter. Some of these you may have heard of before, but others maybe not, either way, these are some ways you can open up some space in your home and feel better in your home.
I have found the biggest space for clutter for me is the linen closet. I get sick and tired of reorganizing and refolding stuff because everyone likes t grab from the bottom. I have found a great way to organize my linen closet. Now I have had one too many battles with fitted sheets, so I have began folding a rolling my sheets. I wrap them in a rubber band, label them with a sticky note and stack them in neat little rolls. Once you have your sheet situation sorted out, you can go to the dollar store and get a few cheap baskets. You will want one basket for dish towels and one for wash cloths. Once you have inserted the baskets into your closet, there is plenty of room for you to nicely fold your towels and use the basket to hold them nicely in place.
My next biggest clutter spot is my daughters room. I hate that all the toys get pulled out to find one toy. So I went and bought a three drawer tote that fits easily in the corner or in the closet. I use the top drawer for dress up stuff, the middle drawer for puzzles, and the bottom drawer for legos. All the bigger toys go in the toy box. I fold and wrap small blankets, just like I did in the linen closet. When it comes to art supplies, I like to use the old hanging shoe racks, the ones with the pouches, hang it on the back of the closet to hold art supplies. This is also a really great way to organize your food pantry for some extra space.
One of the biggest pains for me is the bathroom garbage. I always take the bag out and then get distracted. I have learned from a wise woman to put multiple store bags in the garbage can at once. So you layer them so when you pull one out, there is already one waiting.
I have also found other really great bathroom ideas for organization such as making storage out of mason jars over your sink to old your stuff, using cookie sheets and magnets to store your makeup, and once again using baskets to organize under the sink.
The kitchen can be another big room that is common for clutter as well. I have found the plastics drawer to be the worst. I like to use towel racks to put on the back of the cabinet door to hold the lids. You want to get a good fit so they will hold between the rack and the door. You can do the same for pot lids as well. This leaves you more room to store pots and pan and the plastic bowls. If you are really desperate, you can use napkin holders to organize your plates.
Well that should be enough to get you started....
Keep it organized...
-Miss Information
I have found the biggest space for clutter for me is the linen closet. I get sick and tired of reorganizing and refolding stuff because everyone likes t grab from the bottom. I have found a great way to organize my linen closet. Now I have had one too many battles with fitted sheets, so I have began folding a rolling my sheets. I wrap them in a rubber band, label them with a sticky note and stack them in neat little rolls. Once you have your sheet situation sorted out, you can go to the dollar store and get a few cheap baskets. You will want one basket for dish towels and one for wash cloths. Once you have inserted the baskets into your closet, there is plenty of room for you to nicely fold your towels and use the basket to hold them nicely in place.
My next biggest clutter spot is my daughters room. I hate that all the toys get pulled out to find one toy. So I went and bought a three drawer tote that fits easily in the corner or in the closet. I use the top drawer for dress up stuff, the middle drawer for puzzles, and the bottom drawer for legos. All the bigger toys go in the toy box. I fold and wrap small blankets, just like I did in the linen closet. When it comes to art supplies, I like to use the old hanging shoe racks, the ones with the pouches, hang it on the back of the closet to hold art supplies. This is also a really great way to organize your food pantry for some extra space.
One of the biggest pains for me is the bathroom garbage. I always take the bag out and then get distracted. I have learned from a wise woman to put multiple store bags in the garbage can at once. So you layer them so when you pull one out, there is already one waiting.
I have also found other really great bathroom ideas for organization such as making storage out of mason jars over your sink to old your stuff, using cookie sheets and magnets to store your makeup, and once again using baskets to organize under the sink.
The kitchen can be another big room that is common for clutter as well. I have found the plastics drawer to be the worst. I like to use towel racks to put on the back of the cabinet door to hold the lids. You want to get a good fit so they will hold between the rack and the door. You can do the same for pot lids as well. This leaves you more room to store pots and pan and the plastic bowls. If you are really desperate, you can use napkin holders to organize your plates.
Well that should be enough to get you started....
Keep it organized...
-Miss Information
Tuesday, August 20, 2013
Sex From The Female Mind...
I have decided to add an another blog for today because well, I had nothing better to do and since so many people loved my strange facts about sex blog, I have decided to give the gents out there a little heads up about what women think about sex. So ill give you a second to go get your notepad and pen............
Ok so let us start with the basics, boys we know you all are so excited to race toward the finish line, but the truth is us ladies need some build-up. That is right, we need some attention that requires other parts of your body....yes you do have other parts of your body.
Now, I know I don't have to explain the denim hoo haa rub, boys seriously......its bad.....so not OK.
There is just something about the way a man smells, it is incredible......it will help ya out. Personally, I have a thing for Derek Jeter's Driven Cologne.....
Truth be told boys, women have a tendency to get a little crazy too, we just are a little more reserved. Think of it like dogs, when you are a new dog that may be a wild dog, but you have another dog coming at you ready to mount and go, you are going to get a little more reserved too. So in other words, play it cool and your girl may feel more comfortable getting a little wild.
Now this is something I have noticed about men. Men love little outfits, but they haven't quite mastered the look they should have or the reaction. If a woman presents you in a tiny outfit, your jaw had better hit the floor, or you may never see it again. Girls are self conscious, so if they put it on, you had better react.
Now I am going to cover a serious topic here....faking.....
Now there are a million other things we could get into, like how most men that think they are good at 3rd base aren't or how gross body hair is for most women, but I think most men want to know more about faking than anything. Now it is a proven fact that women have an orgasm that lasts three times longer than that of a mans....however...men have the more frequently. Now don't get us wrong, they are good, but there is a good way to tell if a woman is faking or if she is legit. Over doing it. Odds are if she is going through the roof ready to break stuff....sorry boys...
Now I have given men a glimpse into the sexual mind of a female. Now keep in mind some women are more wild than others, but those are secrets we have to keep to ourselves...or else, what fun would it be?
-Miss Information
Ok so let us start with the basics, boys we know you all are so excited to race toward the finish line, but the truth is us ladies need some build-up. That is right, we need some attention that requires other parts of your body....yes you do have other parts of your body.
Now, I know I don't have to explain the denim hoo haa rub, boys seriously......its bad.....so not OK.
There is just something about the way a man smells, it is incredible......it will help ya out. Personally, I have a thing for Derek Jeter's Driven Cologne.....
Truth be told boys, women have a tendency to get a little crazy too, we just are a little more reserved. Think of it like dogs, when you are a new dog that may be a wild dog, but you have another dog coming at you ready to mount and go, you are going to get a little more reserved too. So in other words, play it cool and your girl may feel more comfortable getting a little wild.
Now this is something I have noticed about men. Men love little outfits, but they haven't quite mastered the look they should have or the reaction. If a woman presents you in a tiny outfit, your jaw had better hit the floor, or you may never see it again. Girls are self conscious, so if they put it on, you had better react.
Now I am going to cover a serious topic here....faking.....
Now there are a million other things we could get into, like how most men that think they are good at 3rd base aren't or how gross body hair is for most women, but I think most men want to know more about faking than anything. Now it is a proven fact that women have an orgasm that lasts three times longer than that of a mans....however...men have the more frequently. Now don't get us wrong, they are good, but there is a good way to tell if a woman is faking or if she is legit. Over doing it. Odds are if she is going through the roof ready to break stuff....sorry boys...
Now I have given men a glimpse into the sexual mind of a female. Now keep in mind some women are more wild than others, but those are secrets we have to keep to ourselves...or else, what fun would it be?
-Miss Information
Tips For Redecorating Your Living Room
Lets face it, we change our minds like we change our underpants. One place we are always looking to change our mind is in our home. We will decorate and love it for a couple of months, but then we will change our mind and want to redecorate again. I have a love for decorating, so I am always looking for new fads of decorating and I have decided to share some of my cute ideas for decorating the living room.
Set a theme. I have seen some beautiful living rooms that have set themes and the project has been fantastic. For example, I have seen people who have done a jungle theme and they have found statues of animals, they have made picture frames from bamboo, and chosen beautiful green color patterns for their furniture. Themes can be unique and can be a lot of fun. Plus they give you a chance to be creative.
For some people, they like to keep it simple. I have found that a simple paint job can do wonders for changing the way your living room looks. Once you have created a paint scheme, you can build your living room around those colors. I personally have had an interest in the combination of yellow and gray. I find the balance to be very modern, plus it breaks free from boring tans and beige. I am a believer in color splashing, I find bold colors to be exciting in any room.
When it comes to decor such as pictures, I am favoring the canvas pictures. I find the living room should be a family space, so you can do some really cute things to incorporate family designs. I have seen people paint a tree on one wall and use it to make a family tree of photos. I also love when couples make photo walls for just them, most of the time we let our kids take over our walls because we forget that in order to have those kids, we were once a couple.
I am also a big fan of trunks or storage ottomans. Anyone who has kids knows that extra space can be incredible for small things, or even a place to store those extra blankets. I believe trunks give living rooms a traditional rustic look.
I think that each room is designed for a specific purpose, I have also composed a list of don'ts when it comes to living room decoration.
-NO BLANKETS ON THE BACK OF THE COUCH. These are nothing but an annoyance that fall on top of your guests and then make them feel awkward when they knock them down....get a trunk or a storage ottoman.
-NO SHEETS!!! I know people have pets and they don't want hair on the couch, but it looks tacky...if you don't want it ruined, don't have pets or don't buy brand new furniture. If you want an in between, take the time to train your dog about not getting on the furniture. But for the love of god the sheet cover is so decor tacky.
-DO NOT CLUTTER YOUR COFFEE TABLE! A coffee table is supposed to offer your guests a spot to sit things, if you clutter it with magazines and other crap, they have no where to sit their drinks.
-KNOW WHERE TO PUT DOOR RUGS! Since most homes enter into the living room, if you want a welcome mat that is one thing, but putting rugs in front of the door is ridiculous. All your doing is putting something in front of the door that is going to bunch or get stuck inside of the door.
Small tips for living room decor:
-If your rugs slide, tape them down with double sided tape.
-recycle candles to make multiscent layered candles, its simple and keeps those quarter candles out of your living room.
-use light curtains to bring in some light.
-use rubber gloves to remove pet hair off your fabric couch with ease.
Comfort In Style,
-Miss Information
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