Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Sex From The Female Mind...

I have decided to add an another blog for today because well, I had nothing better to do and since so many people loved my strange facts about sex blog, I have decided to give the gents out there a little heads up about what women think about sex. So ill give you a second to go get your notepad and pen............

Ok so let us start with the basics, boys we know you all are so excited to race toward the finish line, but the truth is us ladies need some build-up. That is right, we need some attention that requires other parts of your body....yes you do have other parts of your body.

Now, I know I don't have to explain the denim hoo haa rub, boys seriously......its bad.....so not OK.

There is just something about the way a man smells, it is incredible......it will help ya out. Personally, I have a thing for Derek Jeter's Driven Cologne.....

Truth be told boys, women have a tendency to get a little crazy too, we just are a little more reserved. Think of it like dogs, when you are a new dog that may be a wild dog, but you have another dog coming at you ready to mount and go, you are going to get a little more reserved too. So in other words, play it cool and your girl may feel more comfortable getting a little wild.

Now this is something I have noticed about men. Men love little outfits, but they haven't quite mastered the look they should have or the reaction. If a woman presents you in a tiny outfit, your jaw had better hit the floor, or you may never see it again. Girls are self conscious, so if they put it on, you had better react.

Now I am going to cover a serious topic here....faking.....

Now there are a million other things we could get into, like how most men that think they are good at 3rd base aren't or how gross body hair is for most women, but I think most men want to know more about faking than anything. Now it is a proven fact that women have an orgasm that lasts three times longer than that of a mans....however...men have the more frequently. Now don't get us wrong, they are good, but there is a good way to tell if a woman is faking or if she is legit. Over doing it. Odds are if she is going through the roof ready to break stuff....sorry boys...

Now I have given men a glimpse into the sexual mind of a female. Now keep in mind some women are more wild than others, but those are secrets we have to keep to ourselves...or else, what fun would it be?


-Miss Information

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